Dear, 343i

2021.11.27 03:04 suhayltheories Dear, 343i

Why the fuck can't I pick the Game-Mode I want.
Best Regards, u/suhayltheories
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2021.11.27 03:04 cheetosfishy TA offers?

When are TA offers sent out after you apply (for the winter term). I’m asking for management courses
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2021.11.27 03:04 HypoTrance JMEDZ Cinematic Universe Compilation but I painstakingly typed it into text form

"And here's our nice, creamy papayas."
"Somebody grab him!"
"Oh my god!"
"That's the infamous Papaya Penetrator! This the tenth time he been here this month!"

"Ew! Dad, what is this?"
"That's just an old seashell, but dat thang is purty."
"What is that man doing over there?"
"Baby girl, back away! That's the notorious Seashell Stroker!"
"Oh my god!"
"Somebody grab the lifeguard!"

"And here we have our creamiest papayas."
"No, it can't be!"
*gasp*
"The Papaya Penetrator strikes again!"
"O-ho lord have mercy!"
"Someone call the president!"

"And here's the world's juiciest oranges."
"Huh, yeah they are juicy."
"Oh my heavens, what is that man doing to the poor fruit?"
"That's the Orange Obliterator, somebody grab him up!"

"Our farm produces the thickest and juiciest papayas."
*gasp* "He's back!"
"Back up! I got the Papaya Penetrator right where I want him!"
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*thud*
"Hmmmm?"

"Dad, what the hell's wrong with my Uber bike? This ain't what I paid for!"
"Huh, that is pretty strange."
"And what's that lady doin to those other bikes?"
"That's the Bicycle Banger! Somebody call the police, she belongs in the streets!"
*tires skid*
"Oh my god!"
*crash*

"This, class, is how you make a glass sculpture."
*applause*
"Instructor! What's that guy doing to his sculpture?"
"That's the atrocious Glass Groper! This is the eighth class he's ruined this month!"

"Look, babe, it's almost as big as yours. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"Heh, you know that's right. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
*giggle*
"Hey, what's that lady doin to the plant?"
"Hoh my god, that's so disgusting!"
"Ma'am, this is a public arboretum! Leave that poor plant alone!"

"Heh, this plant reminds me of you, babe. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"Heh, oh my god, stop it!"
"Babe! What in tarnations is that guy doin?!"
"And there's that sick girl from earlier!"
"Hell nah, there's two of em? Somebody call the Avengers!"

"And this, class, is the most venomous flower."
"It looks weird!"
"So please do not touch."
"Teacher, what is that guy doin to the venomous plant?"
"Class, look away! Oh my heavens! This man's gonna need an ambulance!"
*sirens*

"Doctor! We have a problem! All of them escaped!"
"Even the Papaya Penetrator?!"
*dramatic transition*
"Our farm produces the largest and juiciest papayas."
"Lord have mercy! The Papaya Penetrator escaped the hospital! And brought his sicko friends!"
"Oh my god!"
"We need help from the aliens!"
*alien effects*

"Isn't mother nature so beautiful?"
"Yeah, it sure is."
"Mom, Dad, what's that guy doin to the rocks?"
"I think he's just getting fresh water."
"No, look away! That's the Canyon Clapper! Somebody grab him up!"

"Huh, look at that cute little starfish."
"That thang lowkey got some cheeks on it."
"Oh my god! What is that guy doin?"
"Oh no! That's the Deepsea Deepstroker! Somebody call in the Navy!"
*siren*

"Excuse me? Excuse me!"
"Oh no, that's the Muffler Molester! Somebody call Vin Diesel!"

"And this is our brand new watermelon cherry slushie."
"Mm, so yummy."
"Excuse me! Get down from there!"
"Get back! That's the infamous Slushie Smasher!"
"Oh no!"
"Don't let him leave the Cream Cafe!"

"Look at these big ol' thick clams."
"Imagine if it grabbed your pecker."
"Wut the hell's that?"
"No! The aliens brought back the Seashell Stroker! Someone call the Guardians of the Galaxy!"

"Check out my new Woodbeater T1000™."
"Look, boss, it's one of those unidenti-flyin' objects."
"That's a UFO I seen on the news and they're droppin' off that sick lady!"
"Boss, she's bumpin' and grindin' and tootsin' and slidin' on your escavator!"

"And here's our thickest and stickiest jackfruit."
"Oh my god, wow, it looks so good!"
"What's that guy doing in the tree?"
"Oh, hell, that's the Jackfruit Ejaculator!"
"No!"
"Feed him to the tigers like Carole Baskin!"

"And this, everyone, is our milkiest and creamiest papayas."
*boom*
"Oh!"
"Oh no, the aliens have landed!"
"Oh my god!"
"And they're working with the Papaya Penetrator! Somebody call Elon Musk!"

"And this, everyone, is the freshest source of water in the Amazon."
"Miss Tour Guide, what's that blondie doin' over there?"
"Oh my god! That's the infamous Bamboo Bimbo!"
"And she's stuck in the Raptor enclosure, somebody call Chris Pratt!"

"And this is a great technique to get running water here in the Amazon."
"Oh my god! What is that thing doing in the mud?"
"It can't be! That's the Mudhole Manhumper! Everyone gather 'round and get a picture, he only comes out every a hundred years!"

"Hey grandson, you ever tickled a stingray before?"
"Grandpa, look over there! Why's he ticklin' his stingray like that?"
"No! The Deepsea Deepstroker is back! Somebody call Aquaman!"

"Be careful, ya hear? This is the most venomous snake on the planet."
"Oh my god, you're so brave!"
"Zookeeper, what's that guy doin' over there?"
"Noooo! It's the super sick Snake Seducer! Somebody call PETA!"

"Son, what in the hell did you stick in my tailpipe?"
"Daddy I promise it wasn't me, it was that man over there!"
"Oh no! That's the Muffler Molester! I seen him on Instagram! Somebody call Mark Zuckerburg!"

"Remember now class, it's scoldin' hot, you wanna be- hey! What's goin' on back there!"
"Ew! I think he's doing something to the glass!"
"Young man, thats scoldin' hot! You're gonna melt off your pecker!"

*static* "And look at this beautiful shellfish."
*static* "Instructor, what is those two dudes doin' over there?"
*static* "Oh no! The Seashell Stroker and the Deepsea Deepstroker are twins! Somebody call the Atlanteans!"

"Grandpappy, why are we doin' this to the fungus?"
"You gotta do this for 25 minutes straight and he'll come right out."
"But who is it?"
"Well butter my biscuit! There he is! The freaky Fungi Fondler! Rosco, Rufus, and Cletus ain't ever gon' ever believe this!"

"And this is our new cream-covered creampie."
"It sure is creamy."
"What is that gentleman doing over there?"
"Oh no! It's the Pastry Pounder!"
"Not again!"
"Don't let him escape out the front door!"

"And here's our juiciest and moist jackfruit."
"That sure looks scrumptious. Hey! What da hell's that?!"
"Oh my Jesus, the Jackfruit Ejaculator is back!"
"Somebody sick Simba on him!"

"Hey babe, look at this succulent dragonfruit."
"Heheh, you sure know how to squirt it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"Oh my god, what's that sound?"
"Honey, look away! That's the dirty Dragonfruit Demolisher! Somebody call Starbucks!"

"Y'all look at this squirtin' clam."
"Ew!"
"That reminds me of something. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"Hey! What's that guy doin' with his face in the sand?"
"Oh my god, I think he's 69ing the clam!"
"It's the famous Seashell Stroker! Somebody call Tekashi 69!"

"And this will be one of the most moist and plump cakes you've ever had."
"That batter sure do look thicc."
"What's that man doing on our countertop?"
"It can't be! That's the Cake Batter Cheek Beater! Somebody call Gordon Ramsay!"

"Oh my god! What are you doing to my BMW?"
"Ma'am, back away! That's the villanous Muffler Molester! Hurry up and don't let him escape! Noooo!"

"This here, class, is the long-tip penoflower."
"Oh my god, it's almost as big as your hand!"
"Teacher, teacher, what's that lady doin' to the plant?"
"Oh, class, look away! It's the infamous Frisky Flower Fiddler!"
"Teacher, she's getting away!"
"Somebody call Doctor Strange!"

"Pilots, this is the new squiter cannon attachment."
"Master Sergeant, there's an intruder on the base!"
"Man your positions! It's the Airplane Assaulter! Somebody call Tom 'Top Gun' Cruise!"

"What's this weird satchel lookin' thang?"
"Don't stick your fingers in it, damnit!"
"Papa, look, its the Stroker twins!"
"Children, look the other way! These men are sick!"
"I want a picture!"
"Hey you get back here! Don't let them escape through the portal!"

"We're the only farm in the world that produces these rare pink oranges!"
*applause* "Wow!" "Mm, looks so good!"
"Nooo! Is that who I think it is?"
"It's the Orange Obliterator!"
"He's runnin' to the portal! Somebody call Rick and Morty!"

"And for a limited time, we have our thick and luscious slushie."
"That is thick!"
"Daddy, what's that clapping in the parking lot?"
"Well shit in my breakfast and call me Karen! That's the Slushie Smasher! Somebody call Loki in the TVA!"

"And this is Mother Nature's natural mudhole."
"Oh my god, that sure looks deep."
"And they're created by-"
"Oh my god, whats that decrepit creature?"
"Impossible! This is the second appearance by the Mudhole Manhumper! Somebody call the Guinness Book of World Records!"

"Our jackfruit is extremely sticky and moist."
*applause* "Wow! So incredible!"
"What's that clapping noise up in the tree?"
"It's the Jackfruit Ejaculator!"
"Don't worry honey, I'll handle this!" *cocks shotgun*
*blast*
"What is that portal??"

"Grandpappy, I've been rubbin' this fungus for over an hour!"
"Keep rubbin' it, I can almost taste it."
"Grandpappy, look behind ya!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny Sins! The frisky Fungi Fondler is back again! And he can't even control himself!"

"We need to destroy every single papaya!"
"Hurry, quick! He'll be here soon!"
"Oh my heavens, what's forming over there?"
"What the? The Seashell Stroker? And who the hell are these guys?"
"That's all those sickos!"
"Look! There's another portal!"
"They're ransacking the farm!" *cries*
*the Papaya Penetrator emerges from the portal dramatically*
"No! The Papaya Penetrator is back and stronger than ever!"
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2021.11.27 03:04 nickisgreat2k18 What’s the one thing that makes you. You ?

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2021.11.27 03:04 Purpzeeb An old photo of my bean. Noodle used to sit in the shower with my girlfriend and warm her paws. Making sure mom didn’t perish of course.

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2021.11.27 03:04 slshillcutt King Theory (warning, mostly speculation)

So, as of 1033, we know a lot more about King as a character. He's a Lunarian, with enhanced durability, black wings, and the ability to control fire. Now, my theory is that King is Lunarian royalty, which were the royalty on the moon ages ago (maybe prior to the void century) and ruled the regular sky people.
Let's go over what we can infer. King is a "Lunarian." Lunar, as in moon. In this way, we can infer that King's race came from the moon. Now, there may be multiple moons in the One Piece world, so we can't be sure, but I'm saying for theory's sake that the moon the Lunarians come from is the same one sky people like the Skypieans, Shandorans, and Birkans came from.
Now, lets go over the racial characteristics of regular sky people. White wings, and enhanced durability.
I say enhanced durability simply because all of the Skypiean and Shandoran warriors in Skypiea took inhuman amounts of damage when fighting Enel and the Priests, and still lived. You might be able to write this off as just One Piece logic. However, I would argue otherwise. Lightning has been shown to be a pretty much one hit KO weapon in One Piece. Being hit by any kind of lightning attack, whether that be from Enel, Nami, or Big Mom, is pretty much a one hit KO attack for any normal person in the One Piece world, including a lot of the main characters like the Strawhats (excluding Luffy of course. he wins the pokemon type matchup). However, all of the Skypieans and Shandorans took major lightning hits from Enel and still lived through it with no problems. Evidence number 2: just look at Wyper. Man used the Reject dial like what, 3, 4 times? Inhuman and an example of Sypieans inherent durability compared to normal people.
Now lets compare this to King. My theory is that King is of the Lunarian race, which are the like the Pokemon evolution of regular sky people, i.e. sky people royalty. Enhanced durability? King has that in spades. White wings? King has distinct black wings, different than regular sky people (that he doesn't use to fly, just like regular sky people btw). Add in a racial specific ability to control fire, and the Lunarian tribe seems to me to be the evolved ruling class of the sky people on the moon hundreds of years back that came down and settled on the Red Line, similar to the present day ruling class, the Celestial Dragons.
Plus, if King really is a part of the sky people's ruling tribe, then his name would really fit.
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2021.11.27 03:04 Ok_Examination8810 Akane, Shampoo, and Ukyo: Belly dancing

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